The media is pulling out all stops to cover up these stories, so we are here to fill you in with all of the important details. We cannot allow them to get away with sweeping this news under the carpet
What say you now, liberals? We told you it's true and you didn't believe us. You called us conspiracy theorists. Will you help us now get these people out of our government? We can't have compromised members in office. I know you like them and all, but they aren't representing you and and they aren't doing any kind of work on your behalf. They partnered with actual NAZIS. They aint helping nobody out except themselves. All these bills being passed is being laundered and routed into their personal holding areas. They will leave us broke, sick, and left with nothing if we are lucky. Come over to this side and make all that noise you're really good at.
What say you now, liberals? We told you it's true and you didn't believe us. You called us conspiracy theorists. Will you help us now get these people out of our government? We can't have compromised members in office. I know you like them and all, but they aren't representing you and and they aren't doing any kind of work on your behalf. They partnered with actual NAZIS. They aint helping nobody out except themselves. All these bills being passed is being laundered and routed into their personal holding areas. They will leave us broke, sick, and left with nothing if we are lucky. Come over to this side and make all that noise you're really good at.